Adventures in Babysitting

So originally this idea was sparked by various doujin that take Zoro and Sanji and make one of them little. I kept wondering why it's never done with chars who actually HAVE an age gap. Such as Smoker and these two chibis. Smoker's 32. Ace is 20 and Luffy's 17. So when Smoker was say, 18, Ace was 6 and Luffy was 3. ::snickers:: I then got stuck in my head the concept of Smoker babysitting these two. And THEN while cosplay shopping, Jess and I happened upon a hat with a vaguely train-conductor style.. only bright orange which made me go "OMG, little train conductor Ace" and after too much conversation with Jess, this was stuck in my head. ::snickers::

And OMFG, how GAY does Smoker look in the private's uniform? Of course the pose I put him doesn't help but still, damn. I didn't even *give* him the queer little kerchif, either.

SmokerxAce kick? <_< I dunno what you're talking about. Look, wheat thins! :: points, runs::